5sos babysitting kids (psa dont let this happen. ever.)

  • luke: i love little kids they're so cute OH GOD OKAY I CAN'T CONTROL THEM NEVERMIND
  • calum: hi little girl do you want to eat food with me
  • mikey: this baby cant even hold a wii controller *whispers* what a pussy
  • ashton: you have a very hot mom
  • calum: so when these kids get naked people think its 'cute' but when i get naked im told to 'put my clothes on before i get arrested' and 'nudity isnt allowed here'?!
  • mikey: it smells calum did you fart
  • luke: oh my god the baby pooped oh my god what do i do
  • ashton: hey, can you hook me up with your mom? what're you doing why are you running away why does this always happen
  • calum: the baby wont stop crying oh my god what do we do
  • mikey: ashton usually stops crying if we let him watch porn
  • luke: NO
  • ashton: this sucks i hate kids im never having sex again


I have so much respect for people that can write songs. Like, how did you know that melody with those lyrics and that guitar riff would be so catchy? Song writers are so smart. Serious respect for song writers. 

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being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead


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